After Bof there is Bleurgh

Do you remember the last time that you had a head cold or how you felt? Like you wanted to cut your head off, empty out all the crap inside that’s been trying to force its way out of your nose for the last 24 hours? Wondering why an iphone can pinpoint your exact location on the planet but can’t come up with anything better than rest and drink plenty of fluids? Yep? Know what I mean?

Well that’s me this morning and it sucks! After having virtually no sleep the night before last I felt a bit crap which is only to be expected; a bit of a sore throat, headache, desire to shoot the bastard with the speed boat, that kind of thing. Then, this morning, at around 3am a head cold was visited upon me like a plague from ancient times! My head feels like someone has stuffed it with marshmallows (and not in a good way), my eyes have shrunk to half their original size and something armed with red hot pokers has found its way into my nasal passages and is systematically dislodging everything that lies therein.

I have gargled with salt water, taken some orange powdery stuff that I found in a drawer, am on my third bottle of water, drunk two cups of coffee, taken two paracetamol and am listening to Om Namah Shivaay a mantra which, according to YouTube will cure all my ills (what? I’m desperate!).

Two hundred odd words into this post and it’s more typo’s than content so I am going to correct some stuff (I appear to be losing my grip on the English language completely) and then I’m going to collapse on the sofa and feel sorry for myself.

I have no more words……..

Lisa x

  10 comments for “After Bof there is Bleurgh

  1. August 4, 2018 at 9:08 am

    Nice !!
    No more words to appreciate you than saying AWESOME POST !!
    Keep sharing 💜

    Liked by 1 person

  2. August 4, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Feel better soon!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. August 4, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    Feeling sorry for yourself is allowed in such circumstances. In fact, it is mandatory!
    Get well soon!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. August 4, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Feel better soon, Lisa! 💕

    Liked by 1 person

  5. August 4, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    You are a star Lisa. Get well soon! x

    Liked by 1 person

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