The Meaning Of Life (Part 2)

Try to imagine a situation where it was suddenly made very clear to you that you had no great purpose in life and that your very existence resulted from nothing more than intense boredom? How would you feel if the person who broke that news to you then just buggered off to have a nice cup of tea?Ā Well, this is where we left off last time………….

“What do you reckon boss?”

“Weeelllllll, there is a chance I may have been a tad hasty”

“I did say at the time……..”

“Do NOT say I told you so and stop looking so smug!”

“OK OK, sorry, but listen, what exactly are they doing down there?”

shocked“Nothing. That’s the problem”

“Some of them must be doing something surely”

“Nope, nothing, they’ve even stopped all that infernal electronic yabbering; there’s been no mention of that Dump person or Flexit, (I still haven’t figured out what that’s all about), for absolutely ages….”

“Bloody hell that is serious!!”

“I know and I’m not sure what to do about it, any thoughts”

“We could have another cup of tea……..maybe a couple of hobnobs?”

“I’m serious. I’ve never seen them so quiet, I’m a bit worried to be honest with you”

“That’s what you wanted isn’t it? For them all to shut up bickering and stop wrecking the factory?”

“Well yes I suppose……….oh hang on a minute……..something’s happening…..move over so I can see”

party“Bugger me, that’s a turn up for the books”

“What? Tell me, what’s going on?”

“They seem to be having……a party! They’re celebrating”

“What all of them????? Blimey I would not like the catering bill for that one! Quite pretty though isn’t it? Hang on a minute why are you grinning like that?”

“It worked! That’s why I’m grinning, I was right”

“That’s not what you said 2 centuries ago boss, you said you’d cocked it right up”

“I said, if you remember correctly, that I may have been a ‘tad hasty'”

“….mutter…….mutter…smart arse…….whatever………”

“I heard that!”

“Ahem sorry boss, anyway what’s going on now?”

“Well it looks like the essence of sheep has finally worked its way out of their systems and…..huh! would you look at that……..they’re fixing the factory. Do you remember all those million of trees you whinged about making and then you threw a hissy fit when they wrecked them”

“Yes. I remember”

“Oh stop pulling that face, they’ve put them all back! Every last one”

“They’ve what? I don’t believe it. What about all the ‘stuff’ that they thought they needed and all the bombs they insisted would bring peace?……..dickheads!”

“Come on now don’t be like that, they’ve stopped all that and they’re being nice to each other”

“Nice? You mean it’s finally going the way we planned it?”

peace“Yep! The specials didn’t work, the plagues and disasters didn’t work, they just needed time to realise that they’re no more important than cows, just a bit more complicated from a wiring perspective”

“Well I’ve got to say boss I’m a bit relieved, I really thought we were going to have to resurrect the dinosaur prototypes for a while there. I solved the whole extinction problem by the way”

“How?”

“Thermal underwear, works a treat”

“Oh well done! Looks like we won’t be needing them now though”

“Figures!”

“That electronic chattering seems to have stopped for good as well”

“Bloody good job, gave me a headache all that constant whinging”

“Ah no, hang on a sec, there is one still going………all on his own apparently….weird”

“Who is it”

“It’s that Dump bloke”

“Worried?”

“Are you kidding? Come one let’s have a cup of tea….got any of those hobnobs left”

So there you have it. What do you think? Would you be happier if you knew that the only purpose you had in life was to repair the ‘factory’ and be nice to other people? Let me know, I’d love to hear from you

Lisa

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  7 comments for “The Meaning Of Life (Part 2)

  1. blindzanygirl
    August 18, 2018 at 8:11 am

    Oh GOD! This is soooo funny. Wow Lusa. What an imagination you have got. I am looking for Part 1 now lol

    Liked by 1 person

    • August 18, 2018 at 8:12 am

      So glad you liked it Lorraine :O) Yep the inside of my head is a strange place at times xx

      Liked by 1 person

      • blindzanygirl
        August 18, 2018 at 8:13 am

        Lol. Mine too Ha

        Liked by 1 person

  2. September 5, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    I could be quite content fixing the factory and being nice to people. If everyone joined in it would be perfect. Just what do we do about that Clump, or was it Chump, or Dump?

    Liked by 1 person

    • September 5, 2018 at 8:09 pm

      Yep if we could all just be nice the world would be a much better place. As for Chump, Iā€™m a great believer in karma šŸ˜‰ xx

      Liked by 1 person

  3. September 5, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    You mean he’s really a chameleon?????!!!!! Wow.

    Liked by 1 person

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